Let me apologize in advance,
sorry for the low quality screenshots.
This week’s theme is “Goal I want to Achieve in this 7th year of Nogizaka46”.
First presenter is, Ikuchan.
The goal she wants to achieve is,
to be a regular in a show.
Ikuchan: We have been in Nogizaka46 for 7 years. Some members are starting to become regular in TV and/or radio show one by one.
MC: What kind of show you want to appear regularly?
Ikuchan: I really like on location filming, so I’d like to appear in a show such as…Hiru nan desu
Ikuchan: I can eat deliciously, I’m cheerful just by being there (in the show), my smile is constant, and the screen will turn gorgeously whenever it shows me.
Sign: She said by herself.
Ikuchan: I want to show my originality like feeling the music and introduce something in musical way…
MC: Don’t you think that’s unnecessary?
She is then challenged to do a live broadcast of gourmet report of Orange Curry.
She musicalizes her commentary of the gourmet.
“O Orange, Orange! Why art thou Orange?”♪
Sign: People in the studio are confused.
“It taste is about 20% spicy and 90% sweet”♪
“A fantastic harmony of a curry”♪
MC: It’s 20% spicy and 90% sweet,
MC: You sum it up it’s 110%. Why?
Ikuchan: *didn’t notice that*
Ikuchan: To me, 110% is best. I’ve never thought that 100% is the limit. I always aim up one level higher that’s why it became 110%.
MC: So can you do the same thing when you introduce an old man like Himura-san?
Ikuchan: Of course. The gourmet report was an impromptu anyway.
“A Report of an Old Man”
Ikuchan: Here we have an old man♪
Ikuchan: What is your name?♪
Himura: Oh, u-um, it’s Himura.
Ikuchan: Himura, your hairstyle is so cute♪
Ikuchan: Please give us your smile♪
Sign: Tragedy of a Noon.
Ikuchan: It’s okay if it is with or without singing, nevertheless, I’m waiting for the offer anytime!
Next presenter is, Sayunyan.
Goal she wants to achieve,
to have her own photobook released.
She already came up with the title for her photobook.
“A Small Lily” (小さな百合の花 chiisana yuri no hana)
The phrase contains kanjis of her name 小百合 (Sayuri). And it’s actually her father who thought of her name.
She also printed an example of her photobook.
Those photos are taken by Marikka.
MC: Matsumura, photos in your photobook were taken in Hawaii, right? Was it you who asked the staff to take in Hawaii?
Macchun: Actually the staff told me that I have an image of Hawaii. That’s why.
Kazumin: Sayunyan where do you want to go (for photobook shoot)?
MC: Wait, you want to show your ‘true’ self, but why Switzerland?
Sayunyan: I want to go to Switzerland…
Sign: Perhaps this is actually her goal.
Next presenter is Maichun.
Her goal is,
“To buy expensive shoes”
MC: Oh. Please go and buy by yourself then.
Maichun: I really don’t have any of expensive shoes.
Maichun: The most expensive one I have is cost JPY 12K
Maichun: The original price was 30K, but it was 60% off.
Sign: As expected from a water burglar.
MC: How much you will spend for the most expensive ones.
Maichun: I will work hard and…spend 100K for it.
And then she is offered some pairs of women shoes by the staff to buy. She was hesitated if she should buy the most expensive one (250K) or not. In the end…
She bought 2 pairs for 84K.
Last presenter is,
The goal she wants to achieve is,
to fix her pronunciation.
Kazumin: I want to fix my pronunciation because in the 7th year, I want to challenge myself as an actress as well.
To measure how bad her pronunciation is, she is told to say 高所得者層 (koushotokushasou/high income group) to Siri.
She ended up saying “光速くそ” (Kousoku Kuso/Sh*t Speed of Light) instead.
Siri: Please do not say such a thing.
After a special lecture, she could finally said it right.
Aw, yiss IkuMai sit next to each other <333
MC: How about now, can you say it?
Kazumin: *fails to say it*
Kazumin: Wait, wait, let me try again.
Kazumin: Ta chi tsu te to *while bowing*
Sign: She could say it while bowing.
MC: There is no such actress who talks like that in acting!
Sign: A hard to use actress.
MC: Only a huge robot role will fit that!
Sign: Science Fiction only?
Okay, maybe the Nogi’s ikemens are fit with Robot.
Next episode theme will be a “Let’s Find out Who’s Lying”
Naachan: The culprit is…
Kyaaaah!! Maiyan is so cute with that hairstyle <333
That’s all. Thanks for reading!